Stalking

Oh!? Really!?

Hym "If you see someone stalking you have to report it? Since when? I haven't deen anyone do that. All I've seen are deliberate and petty attempts at 'hoisting me on my own petard' for something I didn't intend to do and I stopped doing and then a perpetual doubling down on the assertion that you now get to lay claim to anything I produce and both a cover up of sexual impropriety and a refusal to acknowledge the active stalking and harassment that has been happening for years AND going as far as to participate in the stalking while alluding to the fact that you are doing it. Key participants include Emma Vigeland, Chris Williamson, Jordan Peterson, and the list goes on. But apparently you have to report it. So that's good. I won't have to murder any kids."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Smacking backs.

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you are making the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I do not have penis enlargement surgery yet I blow backs out, what would you call that?
Dude 2: Hell yes, I be smacking backs.

by TheZestyGave January 2, 2025

Smacking plays

What I call a homo-sapiens addicted to stapes

Person 1: Are you addicted to states?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Smacking plays.

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Stalking and harassment

Why does stalking and harassment bother me?

Hym "Because it's stalking and harassment and it's happening in the immediate. And there doesn't need to be a reason beyond that. My interpretation of events is the correct one. Rejecting my interpretation and then fabricating an alternative isn't convincing anyone and it isn't intended to or going to convince me. All it does is give dogshit people license to participate in the lie. Just like the 'don't mess with out kids' angle. Anyone who needs to hear it doesn't care and I don't care either. I'm not sorry. I'm never going to BE sorry. I'm going to continue to not be sorry right up until I inevitably drain one of your kids for you trying to do this to me. This is a blatant attempt to steal a technological innovation and the online obstructionists a trying to help them get away with it. It's nothing more that status preservation from people who cannot or will not affect the course of history.

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

stocking party

An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.

Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.

Hey Steve, will I be seeing you at the stocking party on Saturday “?

by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025

Sticking out your gust for the rizzler

Basically it’s a cover of the lyric “sticking out your tongue for the picture, you’re so pretty, you’re so popular.” So instead it’s, “sticking out your gyat(big ass) for the rizzler(someone who pulls women) you’re so skibidi(weird toilet thing) you’re so fanum tax.”

Kids just sing the song at school usually yelling sticking out your gust for the rizzler

by Your brain rot translator March 2, 2025