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Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021
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Hot Dog Slide

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.
by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023
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When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
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Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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cha cha slide OD

lil peeep did a od white doing push ups in gym with speacial k.a.m.i.l booty
by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019
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Js slide it in twn

Bro "js slide it in twn" I can't wait for the dih
by GrandMasterBaiter February 10, 2025
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slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018
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