Get the Relient K mug.The reason some people are not losers. The reason some people are not hateful little "find a scientific explanation for everything" atheists. The reason there are nice people in the world. People who didn't let some messed-up experience in their life make them think that religion was a lie or something STUPID like that. People who don't think that they are the highest most mighty beings in the universe, people who accept that there is actually someone out there BETTER than them.
Religious 2nd Grader: Hello, would you like a piece of my cookie? In my religion it's always good to share.
Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.
Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.
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by Biafra J September 14, 2004
Get the religion mug.I woke up early today becuz somebody rang my doorbell and I thought it was UPS, but it was just a bunch of religicons tryin to convert me to Jeezus.
by Marissa July 22, 2004
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Get the Religion mug.That feeling you get after eating a big juicy steak.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.
Winston: Dude, are you done with that steak now? It's been an hour.
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!
by filletminion July 31, 2011
Get the Meat Relief mug.An ignorant and safe phrase for someone who doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into a religion but doesn’t have the mental fortitude to admit or come to the conclusion that they either don’t know if there is and/or don’t believe there is a god or religion is wrong. (Agnosticism and Atheism, respectively).
Amy’s friend is Christian and while she doesn’t believe in the crack pot theories the Bible teaches like homosexuals should be stoned to death or a dude rose from the dead like a zombie, she either doesn’t want to confront her friend for fear of loss (and what a loss that would be), or she just doesn’t want to argue against it, passively condoning her behavior by stating, “you know, I’m just like spiritual but not religious. Also, I know you don’t believe in sex until marriage, but we can totally get ass-blasted by Darren tonight!”
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