Reverse Boner

When you see something so tragic that you get the opposite of a boner.

Boner: Hot girl has a wardrobe malfunction.

Reverse boner: You catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your Xbox profile and is ruining your great Call of Duty record. And he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.

by GloverX10 January 1, 2011

Reverse Panda

The effect of sunglasses on your face around the eyes causing a lighter skin tone in comparison to the rest of you skin.

Since he was wearing his sunglasses, hours in the sun had left timmy with a reverse panda.

by Decker97 June 19, 2009

reefer rat

Another phrase for a pothead or stoner.. someone who smokes alot of marijuana. It has a sort of negative connotation.

Joe: "Damn that test was hard. Do you think Mark passed?"
Adam: "Nah man, Mark is a fuckin' reefer rat."
Joe: "Haha, yeah, you're probably right..."

by Willllllllllllllllllllllll February 12, 2006

reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.

"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."

by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008

Reverse Stalk

Transforming the Stalker into the Stalkee by utilizing IP trackers on your myspace page, and labeling peoples IP addresses. This can be also used to see who read your status updates, blog, looked at pictures; and how often. Best utilized after bumping known IP addresses with friends.

The Reverse Stalk is when you check your IP tracker compulsively to see who's been checking your page and how often.

"John found my Ip tracker page and totally knows I have been reverse stalking him."

"I was reverse stalking and found that john hit up my page today 8 times... he is so into me"

by Miss Badass Uncensored!!! March 13, 2009

Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.

Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009

Reverse Mongo Cowboy

A Woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. On the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine Cat-Dog rolling down a hill). This leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman's butthole, and her finger in his (butthole)

I think i busted my back with the reverse mongo cowboy last night, Tracy was too fat

by Loki5869 September 7, 2009