ready player one

A prime example of how Steven Spielberg is out of times with modern world. He was great in the 90's, could've just stayed in the closet afterwards

Jim: Have you seen ready player one?
Kate: SEEN?! You mean READ! Cause that Shitberg's depiction of it was utter bull, ruinied a perfectly fine book.

by horsejackshit June 10, 2018

Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible

Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.

by Adude72 December 9, 2008

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

The Rear Admiral

Anal sex in which the reciever wraps his or her legs around the other person's ass and then walks around the room on their hands at the discretion of the person screwing the other persons ass.

"Shut up or Ill give you the rear admiral"

That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.

by Burrcifer December 14, 2008

rear-minded

narrow-minded, foolish, stupid, backward thinking, unintelligent, insular, small-minded, prejudiced

Those who dont recognise Beckham's achievements outside of Old Trafford are rear-minded people.

by Ci-Ci April 4, 2008

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

by Gibby February 10, 2004

reading festival

To quote the BBC website, 'For Carling, the Reading and Leeds Weekend festivals are "very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males". The company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.' And mud.

A: You going to Reading Festival this weekend?
B: No, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.

by Alan Pardue September 21, 2005