Risharding

The act of getting wasted on vodka and ketamine to the point of losing all brain function and motor skill thereby tipping over.

Im risharding hard broo i think im about to tip over *stares into space and takes a sip of vodka from empty glass*

by Yung jim January 14, 2021

satchel of richards

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

by anonymous February 1, 2021

richards realm

the site i found out my boyfriend constantly visits to watch porn when i'm not around

"well you werent here and i just know about richards realm because i've been looking at it forever"

by a girlfriend December 1, 2006

richardnoggin

What’s another name for Richard? Dick. Another name for noggin? Head. A Dick Head

your A Richardnoggin randy

by Randy Dougher March 30, 2018

Richardson-Pirrin Law

The state of a joke at which it becomes so objectively unfunny, as its comicality diminishes to a negative state, that it reaches critical unfunniness and therefore enters a state of appreciation in humor that its relative laughability levels and social relevance begin to rise, making it ludicrously hysterical once again - thus corresponding to Newton’s 3rd Law, in which there is an equal and opposite erection.

This process is bound to repeat indefinitely, representing the repetition in our daily struggle known as life, so proportionally small that it is comparable to the size of your dick.

The rate at which a joke follows this process is directly correlative to your mom’s dick size.

Person A: “Your mom is so fat , when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.”
Person B: “Dude, that’s not even funny.”
Person A: *puts on fancy monocle* “Well, according to the Richardson-Pirrin Law, it has high laughability.”

by Shitsies February 22, 2023

Sarah Richards

The girl that is incredibly hawt. She makes the whole world stop and stare. She is the hardest one to find. She also doesn't know how to cook or clean. She ignores every average man out there and just goes for the douches. She doesn't wait for you instead you wait for her. And she is a jaw dropper.

"Oh damn son! Did you see that Sarah Richards come up here?"

"Hell yeah I did! Too bad she only likes douches!"

by lawlerme January 1, 2012

tamekah richards

A skinny likkle twig with a serious set of twerking skills that are deadly. She will bruk of your back and hers at the same time. Normally while saying “u want chum I’ll give it ya” a Tamekah is a panda looking creature with dark patches under the eyes from lack of sleep because her African prince is keeping her awake. A Tamekah is a wineing crack head on balloons

U want chum I’ll give it ya

Thanks what’s Tamekah Richards said

by Chanelle avey April 28, 2019