Potato sack people

People who live in the back country areas of Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. They are a peaceful group who live a simple life. Typical potato sack communities do not have electricity or running water instead they prefer candles and nearby water sources for things as cooking and drinking. Bathing is not common with potato sack people as they have a fear of the water washing away there own skin so only when it rains or by accident do they bath. Be aware though if you were to come upon a community of potato sack people you are in great danger. They will chase you down and beat you till they grow tired, death is possible if they have either just fed or napped. Luckily most live far enough off the road so that the normal passerby should not be bothered, However once cited you may be chased by a group on horseback or possibly a large cow or donkey. It was once thought that these people were an urban legend of sorts but in recent years sightings have been reported almost monthly in the know territories. Some speculate that progress growth has cut into the forest that once kept them hidden. In the event that you are spotted or cornered by a group of potato sack people then the best defense is a mp3 cell phone, play the music and hold it above your head. They commonly see this as a devilish device and run away however a flashlight or personal weapon may be used as well but unless you have music on your phone it is unlikely you’ll avoid the beat down at hand.

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by Potato sack people survivor March 2, 2010

Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

Potato Sacking

When double fisting isn't enough, you move onto a foot. Then two feet. Then your entire lower body. You then proceed to Potato Sack. You enter a chick's vagina much like you would a potato sack.

Person A: Dude that chick was so loose last night
Person B: How loose?
Person A: Dude I fit all the way into her vagina and I totally started Potato Sacking that bitch

by BillCliton August 6, 2010

Baked Potato

(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana

Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there

by The Roach Clip of the Future January 29, 2010

potato queen

Quite simply, potato queens are gay Asian males who tend to feel sexually attracted to White guys, but do not discriminate in friendship. Potato queens are usually more attractive, fun, outgoing and self-confident than their sticky rice counterparts. Often bitter, racist anti-White sticky rice will try to bash potato queen Asian males because the potato queens have no romantic interest in dating the generally less attractive, ethnocentric sticky rice. One needs only to look at some of these other definitions from English grammar-challenged Asian stickies to see this. Sadly for sticky rice, White guys usually are not into them anyway and generally prefer potato queens, so sticky rice animosity becomes a moot point.

David Chang is proud of his Asian heritage AND tends to be romantically interested in caucasian men, so I guess that makes him a potato queen.

by NiceTennisGuy April 2, 2005

slappin' the potato

The process of sticking your penis into your dog's anus, until you feel a tiny bulge in the pouch of the dog. You then proceed to slap it like it is a potato.

Jon H: Yeah man, I was slappin' the potato with my dog last night!

Ryan: No way dude!

by JDGersdorf May 13, 2006

Potatoe

A retard. Someone of low intelligence. May claim higher intelligence.

You're too potatoe to communicate properly.

by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015