loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 6, 2010

Google Maps place

A place most people have never heard of, the result of which is that one who needs to travel there will have to search for the location using Google Maps.

Jon: I have to drive to Goldendale this week.

Rachel: I don't even know where the heck that is but it sounds like a Google Maps place.

by WebsterNoah December 13, 2010

a good piece

"a good piece of ass"- a good hook-up, sexual encounter

that bob is a good piece of ass

by z-dog November 5, 2003

Piece It

The obtaining of a 'piece' (some form of physical or sexual action/contact) with an attractive member of the opposite sex

''He 'pieced it' on her at least five times last night''
''I'd love to 'piece it' on that little fitty''
''Look at him 'piecing' that ugger''

by G M Evans December 14, 2006

mechanical placebo

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.

Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.

by Bill Peters August 11, 2006

Worthless Piece of Shit

@AntiMAPSociety_ on twitter

He fucking faked his own suicide for sympathy, what a worthless piece of shit.

by Loli Powice March 2, 2020