Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Racing mug.Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...
Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
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A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
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by Just Brownsing Around July 13, 2015
Get the Passing The Ketchup mug.That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
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