Plaster Paint

Code word for 'masturbate' often used in hallways, near lockers, or when mothers are listening in to conversations.

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was plaster painting last night!!!!

by Billy-Joe Lee Thorton February 17, 2004

toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 11, 2009

Blood Paint

When a squirting female is on her period ejaculates on to someone, or something.

"I was fucking this girl and I got blood paint", or "Blood paint me"

by apsdx6 January 16, 2011

tonsil paint

to bust a nut in a girl's mouth

Yes, and then i gave her my tonsil paint for Christmas

by Fatsal March 2, 2016

Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".

"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."

by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016

Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

Black paint

Black paint is everywhere, only few know the meaning of black paint.

You a perfect Canvas and everyone in your life is a color some thing you like dislike, hate, love is a color, but black paint the darkest duh. But black paint is someone who kindly gave back your heart and not touched it the wrong way but the fact that they are giveing it back in perfect condition, you break your own heart. Your breaking down and looking for someone who took care of your heart just like they did and your breaking your own heart because you can’t find someone like them.

"He is me black paint"

"She is my black paint"

by Reneajulia1117 June 5, 2018