Superb Bird of Paradise

A kick-ass bird. The male has been known to stalk his mate.

Clack, clack, clack went the Superb Bird of Paradise, while the female screeched.

STOP FOLLWING ME YOU PERVERTED STALKER! D<

by Dodomon May 17, 2009

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Pipe of Paradise

A cyclindical contraption (Hose) inserted up between the male or female buttocks (Anus) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner.

Bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give Doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his
affection.

by *Shark* October 23, 2011

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piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

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plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

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The DiCaprio Paradox

DiCaprio never wins an oscar, no matter what he does.

DiCaprio creates 49 clones of himself and each of his clones and he himself are all nominated for an oscar. All 50 DiCaprio's show up and they are the only ones at the academy awards. Still, DiCaprio will not win an oscar. It will go to someone else. That, is the DiCaprio Paradox.

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X August 6, 2014

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