paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

paper

Paper bags fix ugly.

Plastic bags fix stupid.

guy 1: Is Paris Hilton a paper bagger or a plastic bagger?
guy 2: Dude, I think she's both.

by 11111bobdole11111 April 19, 2008

Paper Bag Shag

When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.

"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"

by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

Pageant Fever

Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.

Mary has pageant fever, you might not want to waste your time competing against her.

by Gazelle40 July 3, 2011

javaserver pages

A freely available specification for extending the Java Servlet API to generate dynamic web pages on a web server. The JSP specification was written by industry leaders as part of the Java development program.

JSP assists developers in creating HTML or XML pages that combine static (fixed) page templates with dynamic content. Separating the user interface from content generation allows page designers to change the page layout without having to rewrite program code. JSP was designed to be simpler than pure servlets or CGI scripting.

JSP uses XML-like tags and scripts written in Java to generate the page content. HTML or XML formatting tags are passed back to the client. Application logic can live on the server, e.g. in JavaBeans.

JSP is a cross-platform alternative to Microsoft's Active Server Pages, which only runs in IIS on Windows NT.

Applications written to the JSP specification can be run on compliant web servers, and web servers such as Apache, Netscape Enterprise Server, and Microsoft IIS that have had Java support added. JSP should soon be available on Unix, AS/400, and mainframe platforms.

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by illEATurHARTout May 12, 2004

Brown Paper

When you have no clue what your writing about so you pull shit out of your ass and throw it on paper to make an essay

The teacher told me to write an essay about what we learned the whole year and i said fuck that and gave her a brown paper

by fin germatwat October 31, 2010

Jake Page

Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.

Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....

Marissa: Ya me either......

Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!

Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!

by A150n November 28, 2011