Pre-modge

The act of having a flick aka buffer flicking while finding a suitable channing Tatum picture to masturbate over

*** casually has a pre-modge whilst scrolling through porn hub ***

by Dnbbexx November 24, 2016

Pre-Pum (p)

When you tilt the gas nozzle toward the car to put gas in, and a little gas has jumped the gun.

Bro, I went to put gas in the car, and there was pre-pum (p)

by Sharnold3 December 12, 2016

pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.

Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef

by timetrain December 7, 2015

pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017

pre-nice

When you not mean but your also not nice it's somewhat in the middle

Billy:Jamal your mean as fuck

Jamal: Nah boy I'm pre-nice

by Little big chick 007 July 30, 2017

pre-nice

When you aren't mean or nice your both

Billy: Jamal your mean as fuck

Jamal: Nah boy I'm just pre-nice

by Little big chick 007 July 30, 2017

Pre-snitch

When you ask for something from someone and they ask your parent/guardian if its ok and they say no.

You: Hey Tony can u get me a soda?
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.

by Inkoooooo29 August 20, 2017