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penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter
Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.
by kwang June 9, 2003
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little penis

Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!
by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010
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penis bomb

The act of sending pictures of wang to all the contacts from someone else's facebook/myspace/etc. Preferrably anonymously
OH shit Charlie ! I can't believe someone penis bombed by facebook account !
by G1313 December 30, 2009
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Penis Bandit

A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.
Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!
by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010
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Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.
Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!
by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008
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Penisaurous-Rex

Refering to an enourmous penis.
Whoa! That guy has a penisaurous-rex.
by The Real Cullen August 9, 2006
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Penis Grill

An old fashioned grill used to cook penises and occasionaly large sausages.
Man, that is one hot penis grill!
by MMMMMMM~ August 31, 2008
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