when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful
by All natural Snapple March 21, 2010
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When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.
Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
by stalegreen May 10, 2010
Get the Sports Penis mug.A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.
Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".
Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".
Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"
Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"
Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
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Get the peng mug.A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021
Get the Penaldo mug.Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.
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