Parker Pants 

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

Parker Pants by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

funny pants 

A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke

HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!

funny pants by Stif Mike December 9, 2008

Pee Pants dance

I said pee pants do that dance do that dance of the pee e poop pants dance

What is bug juice beard man doing, oh that Kody Hill and I believe the quantomticular of the intellectual superior of that move is called the Pee Pants Dance

Pee Pants dance by Kody Allen Hill November 16, 2011

cranky pants 

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

cranky pants by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

pee pants 

A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.

-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."

-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."

-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"

-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"

pee pants by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013

chocolate pudding pants 

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

chocolate pudding pants by Pit Pat October 5, 2007

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

ants in the pants by stackattack January 13, 2011