jerk officer

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).

Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)

by cl0wnmonkey August 29, 2007

Facebook Official

when you know someone is actually in a relationship, usually after that person lets the other one spit in their mouth.

that girl spit in your mouth bruh?

yes, i only let her cause we're facebook official

by henrystclair July 27, 2010

facebook official

the defriending of a friend is not official until you have deleted said other on facebook.

Mike: so are they not friends anymore?
Sam: Nope, its Facebook official, she deleted him.

by unfriendable October 30, 2010

go off i guess

you say this when your friend says something that proves you were wrong, but you don't want to admit it.

Gasinah: The answer to the math problem is 26, your paper says the answer is 76. you are stupid.

Jaakawbie: go off i guess

by mckenzielovesgrapes March 15, 2019

official

An oral sexual act.
Often used for fellatio, but can be used to refer to other oral sex acts, like handjobs, anal stimulation, tonguing, ect...

"She gives the best official!" - "I had the hawtest official last night."

by Dillon February 6, 2005

warrant officer

A noncommissioned officer in the United States military that is above enlisted personnel but below commissioned personnel.

Joe was granted a warrant to serve as a noncommissioned officer.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

office busters

office busters are guys who call girls they work with groupies and call purple colored shirts plum colored, and leave stickers on their pants.

DK and TH wear "plum" colored shirts, stickers on their pants at work while calling the coolest girl there an I.G. and that makes them office busters.

by D-bloc August 30, 2006