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Noob nob

The act of receiving pleasure where the giver sucks or licks either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation / orgasm occurs while the recipient is playing a video game, such as a first-person shooter.
Holy shit man, I got a noob nob last night, and I couldn't level up!!
by ChefBone3645 September 26, 2011
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ka noobed

to be immediately declared a noob because of an major faux paus
Nick: i rolled a two...
DM: the lizard eats you
Me: KA NOOBED!
by J.I.M.S.Y September 4, 2006
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bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
by D. Gould February 25, 2006
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wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 27, 2012
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flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them
-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .
by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011
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Noob tubing

Someone who is (probaly gay) using a machinegun with a grenade attachment to out kill everyone else
noobtuber (dalton): haha im so great at call of duty: gay opps
non-noobtuber:fuck you at lest i have a penis!
noobtuber (dalton):fuck you Noob tubing is great
by non-noobtuber December 27, 2010
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noob cannon

Gamer Defeinition: A gun li3x u53d by 73h n00b5 7h47 h45 4 high r473 0f fir3 4nd li3x 1 sh0t xill5.

Regular definition: A gun usualy in FPS used by n00bs to kill enemy players without having to make a large effort or have any skill.

In Call of Duty 2, the Trench gun is known as the n00b cannon
n00b: 0 l00x im soooooooo to41y ub3r pr0. i cud pwn u wi7h my big 7r3nch gun.

n00b kills 5 people without trying...

1337 Ub3r Pr0 dud3: OMFG!!! bunch o n00b 455 gh3ys! 570p u5in t3h fricx3n n00b c4nn0n!!!

(death to all that use the noob cannon)
by death5089 November 11, 2006
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