U mad brah?

Asking someone if there mad. Usally used after someone posts a serious thread about something. Pioneered in the teen misc section on body building forums.com. See example.
OP: today I broke my foot and now I can't squat for a month. Additionally someone stole my cellphone and ran up the bill.
Poster: u mad brah?!
by Starboardrwr223 August 26, 2009
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u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
by Chris Carr February 24, 2007
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Pub "U Gašpara"

Pub "U Gašpara" is favourite after-skool activity of students of GJAR (Gymnázium Jána Adama Raymana)in Prešov, Slovakia. Many hungry students for long long years go for a lunch to old Gašpar`s grandmother even Dr. Liba (grandpa)is mad about it.
You can eat, drink, watch movies or read books, smoke water pipes and ciggarets and everything free!
The house of Gašpar family will be a legendary place for the whole future.
God bless Gašpar.
-What are ya doin` after skool?
-I`m hungry. Let`s visit Pub "U Gašpara".
by linkinparker February 11, 2008
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I loud u

An easy way to get out of the 'i love you' trap, but on SMS text messages

This works really well because if your T9 dictionary is enabled, when texting, love and loud have the same key combinations, viz. 5683
*Text conversation AFTER saucy text sex or phone sex*

Person 1: U were amazing!
Person 2: U 2 baby!
Person 1: I love u
Person 2: I loud u 2

by Antony Robot May 19, 2006
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Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.
When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.
by Sir BB May 12, 2011
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u dumb boi

said or done something incredibly stupid
so my brotha said "man i feel like i can fly" and i said to him "nah u dumb boi"
by omgthatshim February 06, 2010
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U wot m8

The phrase in which you say when either you have absolutely no idea what someone is talking about.
Only able to be used written down or in a text message
Person 1: the algorithm to find the perimeter of a circle is Pi times radius squared
Person 2: u wot m8
by That lil’ focker May 28, 2018
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