Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

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Max Abbott_

Someone with a massive cock and a great personality has great hair and is really sexy

To me you are a Max Abbott_

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max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

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Max play

When you’re a player and you get play

Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day

by Blake Oden February 16, 2022

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The sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on... sweet smart sooo good looking my best friend my homie my nigga my everything i just want him to be my man for life..... Desi Star.... Baby Bangs...ill always be ur ride or die bae!!!!!

Max Pea my man to be

by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022

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Max Pea

The sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on... smart.....funny.... caring.... misunderstood... loving... I would love to be his girl..... he's my best friend...my homie....my everythang...and I'll always be his ride or die bae.....i really do love u Max... always and forever and forever and always... Desi Star-Baby Bangs

Max Pea is one in a million...u won't find another one like him..i promise....oom u won't!!!

by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022

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