Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022

Max Masterman

This man shouldn't exist and don't even bother reading this why are you here why why WHY!!!!!

Max Masterman why?????

by Erex69 March 22, 2022

Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

Max Abbott_

Someone with a massive cock and a great personality has great hair and is really sexy

To me you are a Max Abbott_

by oasis_is_leng April 12, 2022

max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"

Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY

by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004