jack martin

The most amazing guy in the world. Whenever he gives you "the look", the flood gates open wide. He'll read you bedtime stories and cry himself to sleep. He has a schlong equivalent to the size of a sweet gherkin, and isn't afraid to show it off to all the ladies. He's excellent at making commitments, if they involve emotional torture and eternal condemnation. His opinion is always correct, and he won't stop making senseless noise until you agree with him. He's beautiful. He's perfect. He's a duck.

Gee whiz, Mom. Now that you're single I recon you should abduct that Jack Martin fellow. He's quite the catch!

by Hork; ham pork June 21, 2017

Gay martin

He is a gay man who steals children at hospitals

please stop that gay Martin

by Dadisgay April 1, 2020

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018

Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.

Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case

by Apehue December 23, 2019

Dirty Martina

A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).

Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!

by Bunniey April 30, 2020

martin and gina

A really cool Polo G song.

Hey Have you Heard Martin and Gina by Polo G?

by FUHGAWZ November 21, 2020