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Racist Close Minded Cuban

Have never traveled outside Miami or NYC metro region besides their Cuba.

Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.

Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.

If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.

Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.

Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
"Racist Close Minded Cuban" to non-Cuban Mexican-American professor:

Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.

Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."
by Socrates-Seal April 5, 2013
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mannerable

a rediculously stupid way of saying "well mannered"
coined by Shameika Dunn, a small woman known for her resemblance to the platypus
He is really very mannerable.
by Jessica Robinson February 13, 2004
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Miami Minnestroni

After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.
I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!
by KDUF April 5, 2009
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Slow-Minded

To take a long time processing something, or you're "stuck" in one generation, or to just be dull and stupid in general.

1) You take a long time to find a proper response or reaction towards certain events, you can't spontaneously reply or response to things that occur. You need to spend a lot of thought on your intentions and objectives before you put them into action.

2) You are quite dim-witted, and considerably stupid. Again, it takes you a long time to process actions, and you think before you speak. You show a sense of carelessness, and are most likely rather clumsy.

3) You aren't quite intact with the modern times, as if you are stuck in a certain generation. Many old-timers are presumably perceived to be stuck in their times, and stick with what they've done over the decades. Being slow-minded may mean that you don't respond too well to change, or just don't want to change.
"Julia is a slow-minded imbecile that just wants everything her way, and she doesn't even know what she wants to do when she gets it."
"Granny Gertie is very slow-minded, and still thinks that all black people are evil and should be killed by the KKK. Hell, she wants to bring the KKK back!"
by ErinTheCat June 22, 2018
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land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.
"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"
by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006
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Minneapolis

A city that has way better venues and culture than its neighbor to the east because ol' St. Paul was too busy pastorbating to take note.
Guy from Minneapolis: I'd like to spoonbridge with your cherry.

Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).
by mrjellies April 22, 2011
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mincer

Someone who can turn even the tinyest of tasks into a full scale military operation.

Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Michael Lasseter
by Greg Rusedski July 27, 2003
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