Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

single string meat banjo

Another name for female masterbation!

I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!

by Denhamj February 21, 2018

Aurora Christian Meat Rack

Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!

Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!

by Aurora Christian MeatRack News May 15, 2019

yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.

yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019

Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.

Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

by moth17 January 21, 2005

meat head

One derivation of this term comes from perception of society that people who devote large amounts of their time to lifting weights in the gym must not be very bright, due to the excessive nature of the weight-lifting activity. There is further perception that a bodybuilder or weightlifter has other serious shortcomings that result in him/her feeling the need to devote their lives to changing their body shape by rigorous exercise. Thus we call someone a meat head due to the assumption that their head is full of meat or muscle, and not brain tissue. Meathead is thus synonymous with stupid.

That guy is such a meat head.

by EricCP August 22, 2007