lome long time

two clowns raping an asian kid

clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*

by dame quick October 17, 2019

Long pee-pee

Huge erection

Get off me! You’re giving me long pee-pee!!

by Ogwiener October 24, 2019

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

Long wrinkly thing

something long and wrinkly

long wrinkly thing

by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Mile-Long Spread

When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.

holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread

by Rionox February 14, 2023