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long-on

Someone who hugs, touches or stays on one subject of a conversation umcomfortably long. Usually unaware they are doing so.
"Man, Josh hugged me forever, he was such a long-on!"

"Ew, a guy at McDonalds was a long-on, he held his hand around mine when I got my drink for maybe ten seconds."

"Amy talked about shoes forever, I didn't know she was a long-on!"
by Katesies_Pirate December 9, 2008
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Long Bird

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.
1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.
by Interboro May 28, 2011
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long johnson

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.
Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014
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long island

A big tract of suburban h*ll east of NYC. Known for its abundance of guido f*ggots who invade Manhattan on the weekends and turn formerly hot clubs like Marquee and Lotus into B&T wastelands. People who live in "the City" (i.e. Manhattan, not Brooklyn/Queens, etc.) look down on people from Long Island as uncultured suburban tools that dilute Manhattan nightlife or pretty much anything else they manage to get their hair-gel stained, grubby hands on. Long Islanders wish they could live in Manhattan, but can't afford it so they pretend they hate Manhattan and have a lot of "Long Island Pride".
A bunch of guido douchebags from Long Island sporting blowout haircuts, XS Armani Exchange t-shirts, thick gold chains, and ugly-ass jeans from American Eagle stroll up to Cain/Pink Elephant, etc. The bouncer takes one look and announces to them that the club will be full for the next 2 years.

Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...
by PK811 July 16, 2006
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long words

Its a word but big , ;)
WoW Lok at those long words.
by Mr.poopyb hole May 7, 2018
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Ching chong, ling long, ting tong

Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say

Person: What

You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
by marcus23 November 13, 2013
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long island iced tea

An alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure WHAT you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. It hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.
"Last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea."
by Cat the Tank December 28, 2005
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