Turtle Lips

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.
No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.
by Skeezer September 13, 2003
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Purple Lips

1. A strange man; accustomed to std's of various sorts, most typically herps. Named so by a condition which creates large purple lips of the face, purple lip's often acquired such a strange attribute from being the victim of parental child abuse, namely strangulation. However, a purple lips can thrive in society living only in the shadows donned in black leather. This condition can often contribute to premature balding, frequent masturbating, and booze induced evenings that more often than not lead to terrible tattooes of no significance. Memory's of those with the purple lip syndrome are often akin to those of stalkers and serial killers; extremely accurate to an eerie point.

2. To insert a male shaft into and out of your mouth slowly until release whilst being strangled.
1. person #1- "have you seen my black leather glove?"

purple lips- "of course! It's in your laundry hamper beneath the sock resting on your boxers"

person #1 - "....thanks??"

"mommy, I saw a purple lips in the alley!"

"we had better call the police dear"

2. "he purple lipsed me until I passed out."
by red lips October 19, 2010
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Virgin Lips

A new or poser smoker who wets the mouth piece of a cigarette filter/blunt, causing annoyance to the person who passed it to him.
Virgin lips hands back cigarrette.

Original user takes a puff, "It's all wet! Virgin lips!"
by reppingnotorioushard July 28, 2010
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Fat Lip

A term referring to punching a women in the vaginal area. From the impact, the lips of the vagina swell up creating a "Fat Lip"
"Don't talk back to me like that or ill give you a Fat Lip"

"I pounded her so hard last night she got a Fat Lip"
by A creator of funny terms January 29, 2012
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Bong Lip

The dry hot sensation experienced on the top lip due to continual smoking of a bong,. The smoke usually coming from marijuana. Bong lip tends to be a popular subject of conversation.

Dude why am i experiencing a dry hot sensation on my top lip?

You've got bong lip?

by www.meatspin.com January 16, 2009
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[Juicy] [Lips]

A guy or girl, with succulent, juicy lips, who is ready to go. DSL (dick suckin' lips) or CLT (clit lickin' tongue) are acceptable alternatives.
guy 1: "Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba?"
guy 2: "Are you kidding? They both have Juicy Lips!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 07, 2009
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jew-lip

A lip of vast size. Normally the bottom lip and can only be found in people that do not descend from Africa. ( please refer to nigger lips or banana peelers in that case)..
Man floyd is a punk. If he dont stop fucking my bitch i am gonna walk up and step on that mother fuckers jew-lip.
by Sir-smoke-a-lot-85 November 01, 2018
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