Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Krista

Krista’s tend to be VSCO girls and very fun to be around with, Krista’s know lots of tea but once they get a boyfriend they forget all about you. If you have a krista hold on to them because they

leave pretty quickly.😥

lily: Hey do you guys wanna hangout today?

Ali: Sure sound fun

Mina: Of course buddy

Krista: i HaVe pLanS WitH mY bOyFRiEnd sORry.

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

Kristen

An amazing girl who has the best hair. She also has amazing eyes the reflect her awesome unique personalities. She has the greatest since of humor and is always someone you will smile around. Everything about her is the best.

{Person 1}Isn't Kristen amazing?
{Person 2}Yes she definitely is.

by Yeety yeety Yeet the Viola November 7, 2019

Kristin Colby Way

The coolest girl on the block. Has a sweet and loving personality and is very bubbly. Her tweets and Instagram posts and very heartwarming and will make you smile until your cheeks hurt. Overall, she's awesome and we all love her. Oh, I forgot to add that she's married to Mikey Way.

"Who's that?"
"The picture of a person on my phone?"
"Yeah, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Kristin Colby Way!

by gatekeepinggaslightinggirlboss November 28, 2019

kristian

A guy who has an animal instinct. this is when the human forgets all morals and becomes like a rapist towards the female gender.

girl: that Kristian guy last night had animal instinct with me!

by strobelight March 5, 2020

krista kraich

The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.

Krista Kraich has the fattest most juiciest junk in the trunk double decker Pancake on rice plump most firm watermelon on a Tuesday afternoon with extra cake that I have ever seen in my whole 85 years of living and I’m extremely proud that even me thinking about how much I don’t succeed in life I can always look at her and realize at least I’m doing something right.

by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020

Kristine

Kristine’s always stay up until 4 AM playing video games with their friends. They don’t like to wake up until 4pm and they survive on snacks. They are usually pans sexual but have actually only been with the opposite gender .

Wow you’re being such a Kristine today.

by Vaglover62 October 9, 2020