Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Johnny forehead

A flaming racist with a a large forehead.

"Yo that guy was a total Johnny Forehead"

"I know right, he would not stop talking about the Nazis"

by Bucket Man? May 2, 2021

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013

Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.

"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."

by Helenestro April 13, 2017

Johnny Hardcock

A big ol' weenie

That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock

by cubespark December 17, 2020

Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power

zé bundinha is a johnny ass

by pintudo August 7, 2020

johnny t'd

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.

Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd

by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015