jizz rag

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.

Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.

by seangribben January 15, 2008

Jazzy

Jazzy: another word for groovy

Susi was feeling jazzy as she had just bought a double scoop, rainbow sherbert icecream!

by Lynnn February 18, 2006

jizz biscuit

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

Jizz Fag

The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.

Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!

by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009

Jizzawatt

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

jizzabang

also "gizzabang"

1. very good

2. the best at something

John is one jizzabang mack daddy.

Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."

OR

She is the DDR jizzabang.

by Audra October 19, 2003

Jizz hands

1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.

2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.

1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.

2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.

by Zephyrzkingdom August 11, 2010