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Dr. Jackson

1; synonymous with the term "queerbait" 2; The figurehead of CCHS who dictates the day with a scowl of his peto-mustache and threats of budget cuts. His life revolves around his coin collection, daily masculine hygiene routines, sending prayers to Hosanna and stealing clothes from gravesites from the late 70s era. Before he was a fascist principal, he donated his wardrobe to be used in the film Anchorman" and he used to be the drummer for Blue Oyster Cult. Wittled away from the years of alcohol and substance abuse, he went to a motivational speech and he decided to turn his life around. He has a tattoo of John Petrucci of Dream Theatre flying over fiery mountains on his chest. He is currently wanted for phishing and identity theft in 4 states.
Patrick C; "ARUGGHHHH"
Dr. Jackson; "God dammit you little shit"
by Chumbucket Corndip May 28, 2014
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Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.
That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.
by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005
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Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.
"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson
by TheTypoPoopcicle June 23, 2016
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jackson taylor

A FUCKIN FAT CONDOM SUCKING BULL SIZE DICK FAPPING WHORE FUCKS AT EVERYTHING HE SEES
OMFG here comes that Jackson Taylor
by A NATURAL TIM November 6, 2016
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Jackson

A person who loves you no madder how many times you mess up and is also very handsome too. Very athletic and people will easly fall in love with him.
Everyone need a Jackson to be in there life
by IHaveIt November 30, 2016
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deon jackson

deon jackson is a jackass mother fucker who is a fucken fraddyass
by dumb ass September 14, 2004
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jacksons

a chain of gas stations that consist of "shell" "chevron" and just plain jacksons. high crime rate, lots of theft due to the horrible training that the sales associates recieve. alot of drug traffic in the parkinglots.
always lock your car doors and roll up your windows when going to a jacksons
"goin to jacksons to buy a pack of cigarettes"
"ok.. dont get shot"
by dudeface46578898 March 23, 2008
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