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Dwayne Johnson

A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021
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emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance
emma johnson is a great dancer
by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022
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Donaldus Johnson Trumpicus

The full name of the former US President commonly referred to as "Donald J. Trump"
Person 1: Bro what's trump's full name?
Person 2: It's Donaldus Johnson Trumpicus
by SunnyShiki May 29, 2022
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archie johnson

u are u an "archie johnson"
by gonover October 5, 2023
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Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
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Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
by Misha1369 September 29, 2009
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ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns
by MindGaming January 18, 2017
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