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jarchie

A ship between archie and jughead
Me: Do you ship Jarchie?
everyone:Ew no,

me: i- okay 🤧
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Jared Fogle

The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.

He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.

After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
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Jesse Jarratt

Jesse Jarratt is the fat one who says mi mi mi meh mi mi meh me , he can be funny sometimes be in re he really tick joe meister off however Jesse jarratt is really hot therefore that doesn't matter
Jesse Jarratt looks fucking great today
by Seb woollin April 15, 2021
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jarf

jarf

1. when you're fucking a girl and you decide to do a backflip and cut her in half with your dick, while in the air you must jiz in her face, thus completing the jarf.

2. the name given to this kid eric
1. guy 1: "whoa, i jarfed this girl yesterday and she's not gonna recover for awhile.."
guy 2: "dude you have mad jarfing skills!"

2. jimmy:"have you seen jarf today?"
by xc team August 30, 2009
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Jared

Jared is the name of the most amazing person alive. Most likely the name of a great saxophone player. The sound of his voice makes my heart glow and his eyes are as deep as the sea with many meanings. I could see into them forever and get lost in his eyes and forget everything around me but him. Just one smile from Jared and my heart beats a bajallion times. The touch of his hand sends electric shocks through my heart and i need to tell myself to breathe. When I see him i feel fearless. I feel alive. I feel special. Most of all, i feel loved. I love you <3 :D
I love Jared<3
by SamiLeigh13 September 21, 2011
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Jarrin

A Jarrin is a great friend. A very attractive member of society or group. Very musically gifted and smart.
Have you seen Jarrin today?
Yeah girl he be looking hot!

Wow that boy is sexy! He must be a Jarrin
by unbroken March 30, 2010
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Jare

A name given to someone who is played. One who wears their heart on their sleeve leaving them prime for being taken. A person who can be easily taken advantage of. Someone who will place trust and belief in someone and not think twice about it regardless of reputation. A person who can be lied to and manipulated repeatedly. An extremely gullible human being.
Kris; "So you told him you stayed home last night and he believed you?"
Frannie; "Hook, line and sinker!"
Kris; "And he has no idea you were bouncing on another guy last night?"
Frannie; "Nope. He is such a Jare."
by EpicFail10 September 17, 2012
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