Jabbawanking

The process in which a human being of the male gender can successfully carry on a conversation, all while obtaining pleasurable masturbation.

1. Nospat Jack - So baby, what'd you do today...*oooh*
Cas - Oh I went shopping and...EW are you jabbawanking!?
Nospat Jack - Haha um?.. *HOOO*

2. Aaron - Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Rob - Dude, I totally jabbawanked it!

by Jeann March 12, 2008

Jabbo

Either a midget or an extremely tall guy.
You will absolutely remember this guy. HE IS THE FREAKIN BOMB!
The name is german and from east Friesland, Germany.

Dirk: Do you remember that really tall guy last year?
Thomas: Jabbo?
Dirk: Yea him!
Thomas: Yes I do.
Dirk: He's awesome!!

by duckduckgay March 16, 2009

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005

Jabroni

A parker, a fool, a dumbass that should frigg off.

Jeez that guy is a jabroni, he is almost a parker.

by Parker Kitze April 30, 2016

Jabbalt

Combination of Jackass, Asshole, Bitch, Balding, Apocolyptic, little Tyrant.

'That little kid just kicked my dog. What a jabbalt!'

by Miuccia Prada December 27, 2007

Jabbatoe

Jabbatoe is similar to camel toe. A jabbatoe is used when a camel toe becomes so swollen and huge the term no longer doesn't justice. A jabbatoe is so big it is often indistinguishable from the person it is attached to.

God damn Jenny has a serious jabbatoe on show this morning.

by tanud March 28, 2015

jabes

Jabes is a crazy ass grandma that goes by the name of Jordan Bishop. He recently cut his hair and got contacts, although he does look like a babe, there is no hiding his crazy instincts.

Jabes once threw me out of his car going down the highway.

by Loverboy5 July 25, 2010