When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night
"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"
by BagelsMan March 13, 2023
Get the Italian rage cage mug.A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
by pastaiolo August 2, 2024
Get the Italian roulette mug.The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
by KimJongUno February 1, 2019
Get the Italian Stallion mug.There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
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Get the Italians Are Likarians mug.by Smellyalater September 23, 2023
Get the Italian snorkel mug.Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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