iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

Iron man

oh he dead.

Gets the infinity stones from thanos and snaps his finger killing thanos and his army

¨I AM IRON MAN¨

by Kukatjman23 May 8, 2019

Roger iron

TV

Two nights ago, Rory's Roger iron rusted (Rory's TV busted) - from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

by iSleepInAVan May 30, 2021

iron man

Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"

"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020

Iron Booty

A butt that is very hard, of similarity to what a BBL is. If you have a BBL, you automatically have an iron booty

Summer Walker got that iron booty

by Fate Apocrypha September 5, 2025

Iron Panthered

To get absolutely destroyed, like a machine getting its wires ripped out.

Wow they got absolutely Iron Panthered at that competition.

by Saltyfake October 26, 2018