leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.

“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”

by Pillow_head March 20, 2021

danny wood

Pretty stupid and gay

Damn Danny wood is pretty dumb and is hot for gavin

by Big booty baller April 19, 2019

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood»

Essentially, a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man who frequently handles male genetalia, usually with stangers. Often used in a derogatory matter.

Your mom is a proffesional wood holder fam. In fact, she held my wood last weekend.

by Bigmantingv September 26, 2022

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

gerbil wood

(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.

Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.

by Hog Fan! September 21, 2009

Nature wooding

When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.

Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?

Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.

by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017