The Ones With the Suckers

They have suckers! And they suck out all your juices! Why does this happen you FUCKERS?!?

Paul: The ones with the suckers sucked out all my juices. Why does this happen you fuckers?!?

by Peter Mastrodonato May 21, 2008

One Sniff

A person who is down bad asking a girl or a guy "One Sniff" referring to sniffing their fart.

Bro she is so hot i just want One Sniff

by DownBad4Life June 15, 2021

bowl in one

A feat only quick poopers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly shit right as the water is being flushed so the shit travels with it down the pipe.

Guy 1: "Dude how the fuck do you take shits so quickly?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"

by Rookus January 8, 2016

Funny One

Something Fin likes to say.

Someone: " A pigeon shat in your ear"
Fin: " Funny One!!"
*Sigh of relif*

by A WEIRD HUMAN SHATS ON HEAD April 2, 2020

Gud One

Uttered after someone has made a statement and you wish to indictate your approval. Originally coined by Mark Boulton.

Person 1: Hey, surely ur up for some baking later?
Person 2: Gud One!

by maxt July 8, 2007

holy one

Eli, the holy one is Eli... he just is, trust me.

Eli means the holy one in africa sooo yeah...

by WilsonO5 October 22, 2013

full one

An entire complete shit. When a full one is taken, there is no need to return later because there is no shit left.

"I don't take half shits! That was a full one."

"Dude, watch the front desk. I gotta go take a full one."

by dooddooddood September 22, 2011