humpsy

A dog that humps things more than a normal dog would.

Joe just got a new dog. That thing's quite humpsy.

by BrandonBrandon September 18, 2006

trash can humping

while rolling up large floor mats one must hump a trash can in order to get enough leverage in order to get the mat perfectly into the trash can.

At the end of each month, Mallory and Hilliary enjoy trash can humping together on Friday afternoons while their boss shakes his head in disbelief.

by Mallory&Hilliary August 4, 2006

back head humper

A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.

BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

by Jakitup January 22, 2011

jesus humper

synonymous with bible thumper. Someone who tries to impose their conservative religous beliefs on others.

A jesus humper tried to convert me.

by ? January 3, 2005

Humper

A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!

humpfatmanVanessahumper

by Melanie101 February 4, 2010

horse humping bitch

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.

Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?

by r milazzo October 10, 2007

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010