1 definition by Melanie101
A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!
humpfatmanVanessahumper
by Melanie101 February 5, 2010