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human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.
instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.
by ckguy518 March 1, 2011
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human slinky

When one willfully propels oneself down a flight of stairs.
Dude, did you see that chick?! She just did a human slinky and broke her neck! It was awesome!
by rymertime October 7, 2010
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Human Style Justice

Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.

It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.
Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.

This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.
by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 30, 2009
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Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.
"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
by Let's Pan!c March 13, 2020
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Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.
by BillHader April 30, 2010
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Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans

As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
by Ace. October 17, 2012
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Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
by iceman 69 January 10, 2010
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