human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.
instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.
by ckguy518 February 13, 2011
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human suitcase

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.
tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.
by iamkayelem February 13, 2011
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Human Earthquake

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!
the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow
by Motorola_Queen December 16, 2007
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Human Style Justice

Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.

It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.
Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.

This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.
by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 31, 2009
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Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.
"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
by Let's Pan!c March 14, 2020
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Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.
by BillHader April 30, 2010
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As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
by Ace. October 17, 2012
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