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Hoseslut

1.DuLong, the ho who works for the oil man.
2. A mega ho, to which any other term is insufficient.
K Du is SUCH a hoseslut.
by Can March 6, 2005
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Hossie

A hospital. Used mostly by residents in the Liverpool area. Pronounced Hozzie by most Liverpudlians who use the term.
I'm just off to the hossie to visit her from next door, who's had her appedix removed.
by digitalrob70 June 14, 2007
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chocolate hostage

a fecally infused fart.
wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?
by j. reichart July 12, 2006
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Bulletproof hosting

A particularly dubious service offered by some web hosting companies. Responsible web hosts will close accounts if their users are found to be involved in spam, a pyramid scheme, or other anti-social activities.

Bulletproof hosts specifically target their services towards spammers. They offer a guarantee that they won't terminate the account even if there are reports of spamming.
Damn, this guy has been sending porn spam and viagra adverts to my 10 year-old daughter but his host won't shut him down. Must be bullet-proof hosting. Where's my shotgun?
by thepreacher May 9, 2005
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hosery

that bitch latifa fucked tyrone, tyrese and tyrel last night!! she is partaking in hosery!
by Gracey Cent January 6, 2007
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hosenfrosen

A term used when your confused, tired, disoriented, or otherwise fucked up.
P1: "hey dude, what the fuck are you doin'?"
P2: "duhh..uhh...fuckin...hosenfrosen..."
by raymok January 1, 2007
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Hoss

To be a hoss one must gain it,
This could mean to shave it.
When walking down the hall,
One cannot pass a fellow hoss without grabbing them at all.
One must grab the hoss in an odd way,
So they can get the snap from all the honeys saying “Hey.”
Even if it means to slap a males glute,
Or when on the field to always get into a dispute.
The win, they always get it,
So when they walk down the halls they yell “Esketit!”
One must test a security guard,

Which as they have proven, is not very hard.
They must have hipster hair,
And every Saturday play dare dare.
Initiations may involve taking a hit at Doughboys,

Or partying every Saturday, With The Boys.
They must keep a pencil behind their ear,
And yell “Whoop!” at a volleyball game because they have no fear.
So to be a hoss you must act as a team,
But not the whole team.
You're the coolest person I know. You're a hoss!
by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018
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