This got out of hand

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This got out of hand please stop

by Bru boi January 25, 2018

ain't got no mind

a mental state in which one is utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution or fear or thought

Tom: You are in no condition to drive right now, bro
John: Man, I ain't got no mind!!!

Ben: Yo you shouldn't rush when you're one away from your nuke bro!
J: AIN'T GOT NO MIND!!!

by AwesomerSauce March 14, 2012

I got nothin

The common phrase used when you got roasted so hard that you can’t think straight usually ending in you or somebody else fainting or you brain exploding because your a dumb twat.

Awwww shit I got nothin.

by I got nothin June 29, 2019

Havn't got a sausage

Phrase: it is slang for saying 'I have no idea'

It derives from Northern Ireland and England.

If two people are caught in a strange situation, This is the ultimate saying.

Example #1

'What the hell are we going to do?'

'Jesus, I havn't got a sausage for fuck sakes'!!!!

Example #2

'Here bellend, what the fuck where you doing with my girl?'

'havn't got a sausage what your fucking on about, you mong'

by Norn-Iron August 16, 2009

u got leno'd

getting screwed by NBC and somebody taking ur spot

Conan: dude i just got fired because of that a whole leno

Other Dude: u got leno'd

by 8==>D: December 17, 2010

you got bounce

This term is often used on the basket ball court. Most basketball players say this when they see someone that can jump very high, or can dunk a basketball very easily.

Jared: bruh did u see that nigga just dunk on that white boy?
Tyrone: ya my guy he got dumb bounce
Jared: I kno man hes got bounce!
Tyrone: but he cant jump as high as you cause you got bounce!

by kyrell devonbury September 11, 2013

i got five on it

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.

Motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack.

by Nick D February 08, 2003