Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”

“Nice gooch”

by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”

by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025

Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.

Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.

by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025

goochenater

it is when a man shoves a chop stick up his penis then drinks a lot of water till he has to pee the rips the chop stick out.

i just tried the goochenater it hurt like a mother fucker

by dom g goochi September 3, 2025

Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.

Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”

by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025

Gooch (MR)

Sorry as fuck🤣

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025