Fiveskin

A term used to describe a larger than average penis.

That guy's wang is so big that he doesn't have a foreskin, he has a fiveskin!

by Wigglesticks February 6, 2018

five, four, and a door

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.

If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.

by elemental July 10, 2005

five finger death punch

Its a band

Jack: Five finger death punch is a band
Smart person: No shit retard

by burger King Killer February 10, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.

"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"

by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011

Five Aces

A lie, exaggeration of the truth, bullshit. Calling bullshit on a statement someone has made

I call 'Five Aces' on that...means' I call bullshit on your statement.

by jeff4par December 14, 2008

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.

a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends

by WVbud September 25, 2008