February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023

February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

its kinda self explanatory
its appreciation day for Valerie Yen Nhi Nguyen
because yes
val is great

GUYS IT'S VAL APPRECIATION DAY!! what's that when is it??? FEBRUARY 21ST!!! February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

by ROSE!!!! February 21, 2023

February 27th

National Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

have a boyfriend/girlfriend
well on February 27th you have to kiss them

by funnyurbanz February 25, 2023

February 28

Show your bf your tits day and tell him you love him so much

“Yo it’s February 28 show me the tits”
“Ok *shows tits* I love you so much”
“I love you too”

by Eggsarefromcows February 25, 2023

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018

fingerless february

fingerless february is something all women must do, and involves one month a year (february) where you are not allowed to finger yourself or be fingered.

also called FF.

- hey, r u doing fingerless february this year?
- yeah girl it’s gonna be hard
- i know i know good luck by the way
- thanks u 2

by 123cn321 November 4, 2019