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Big time failing

Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
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Failed abortion

by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020
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Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.
epic fail failure played loser epic powned
by Epic failage April 11, 2011
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umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.
What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.
by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011
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Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
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failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail people for fun or enjoyment
yo this teacher must have a failing fettish i have a 32% average in her class
by rebatable_student February 22, 2019
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