fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Fake boyfriend

A girl that people claim has a boyfriend but isn't on her social media and no one has actually seen him in real life.

like pretty sure like she has like a fake boyfriend like.

by arge68 February 5, 2021

Fake Emo

The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.

Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google

Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo

by BroDoinItForClout September 2, 2021

friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.

"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."

by pavicnat January 10, 2012

FAKEY FAKE

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it

"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."

by Samdrue June 13, 2018

laissez faire Capitalism

laissez faire Capitalism means buyer gets a tail-light warranty

Even modernCapitalists should be against laissez faire Capitalism

by @thedocwho2 May 12, 2019

Fake High

When someone who is afraid to inhale smoke acts like there high, when they dont inhale.

Jake - Fuck mayne im so high.
Jamal - Shut the fuck up mayne, you didnt even inhale.

Mike - I know Jamal. Jake, you can stop with your Fake High, you just look like your Chinese not high.

by Gunshotz February 18, 2010