Facebook Fairy Dust

The act of marking one's significant other on Facebook through cute, flirty comments and a plethora of likes, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person fairy dusting another.

Synonymous with Twitter Glitter, the same technique but used on Twitter.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).

Jim has really Facebook Fairy Dusted Kelly in the last few weeks by commenting on and liking every single post she's made.

by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012

Facebook limbo

More popularly known as "facebook purgatory." You put someone in facebook purgatory the second time the friend request you after they have been denied, or whenever else you feel it necessary. This guarantees you never have to deny the person again, and at the same time they cannot hound you.

I was once friend requested by a girl 6 times. She was rejected 5 times and then finally on the 6th time I decided that was enough and now she is now eternally in my pending friend request area a.k.a. facebook limbo.

by the onion! January 6, 2008

Facebook Faux-Pas

An action looked upon by the Facebook community with general, tacit, disdain. May or may not result in being de-friended.

Examples of Facebook Faux-pas include:
- Tagging yourself in a photo
- Logging on before school
- Sending lame application invites
- Making a "I lost my cellphone" group

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

Facebook Jail

Anytime you accidentally or purposly violate facebook's terms you get banned or blocked until further notice

I for one being a Facebooker was unaware that i was at my 5000 friend limit so I was put in Facebook Jail for 1 week and 3 days.

by Jaye_$upreme October 11, 2017

Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.

Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.

by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by pandaninja August 6, 2011

Facebook mid-life crisis

Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.

Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."

Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."

by Octoberstar May 8, 2009